We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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