my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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