Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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