We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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