Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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