Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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