god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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