Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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