i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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