when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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