you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Watching her eat just hurts me
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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