what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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