if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
false alarm, still single
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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