Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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