even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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