You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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