rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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