at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Randomize
