It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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