So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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