Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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