At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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