omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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