The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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