I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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