What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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