I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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