Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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