He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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