wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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