when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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