Whoa Z and x make the same sound
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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