we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
