you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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