So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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