So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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