for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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