what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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