You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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