so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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