Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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