Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
