Small penises have feelings too.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
