Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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