When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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