So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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