i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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