so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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