how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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