Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
