it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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