that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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