I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I love you.
Bad choice
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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