I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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