I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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